Flashing

I think it really might be time to take away Shae's access to the Internet; this is getting ridiculous. I was doing my standard pacing while talking on the phone and Shae asked me to get her a flashlight. I didn't think anything of it at that moment, but why in the hell does someone sitting on the couch watching TV need a flashlight? So I grabbed the flashlight, gave it to Shae, and went back to my pacing. When I finished up my phone call and got back to the couch, there was my wife shining the flashlight on her belly. Apparently she read that the babies can sense light now and if you shine a flashlight you can make them swim around. It's not enough for Shae to wake me up when I'm trying to sleep, now she feels the need to annoy the babies to. I guess she actually did feel them move around a little. She said she could feel them "kind of flutter", whatever that means.